By Ishita Bansal

Almost everyone finds some interest in astrology. Some people are totally obsessed with zodiac signs and their qualities. What makes it interesting is the fact that people find it completely relatable with them or their near ones. There are people who consider taking guidance from the stars before taking any step in life due to their faith. Every person who reads a horoscope has a different idea in his or her mind. Some keep a check about their love and sex life, some are carrier focused and some just like reading as a fun time-pass activity. Here are a few funny traits of each zodiac sign, that you can not just relate with yourself but share with your friends for teasing too. 

Aries (March 21 – April 19): The Ram

1. The joker in the crowd!
2. Wondering why people trust you so easily!
3. How can you always live in a mess? 
4. Who fights with an ex after a good-long 5 years?
5. Being odd is in you! 

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): The Bull 

1. Your only honest love is food! You dream about it day and night!
2. You are best when it comes to dirty double-meaning jokes!
3. You are such a weird and stubborn person!
4. How can you not give anyone personal space?
5. Stop touching my things! 

Gemini  (May 21 – June 21): The Twins 

1. Why can’t you relax? You can’t stay still for long!
2. Please accept, people can’t match your IQ level so quickly!
3. Hello to the clown at the party! 
4. Creating a mess out of a situation and then sorting it out is your favourite habit!
5. Why the hell are you so annoying at times? 

Cancer (June 22 – July 22): The Crab

1. Please, please please, stop being that nostalgic! 
2. Why do you like silly match-making apps?
3. Spreading laughter is not your cup of tea! 
4. Sad! But people can play with your emotions! Stop being an emotional fool! 
5. It’s fun to annoy you! 

Leo (July 23 – August 22): The Lion 

1. Stop offending people!
2. You can easily convince people by playing with words!
3. You make people laugh, making it tough for them to even breathe! 
4. You are the quirk king or queen of the whole zodiac!
5. Why are you so self-obsessed?

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): The Maiden 

1. I know I am the only one right and everyone else is wrong!
2. Such a freak in the sheet! Learn some tips from your Virgo friend.
3. You are everyone’s favorite dose of laughter!
4. You trick people! You hide so much inside you! 
5. Why are you so obsessed with perfection and cleaning?

Libra (September 23 – October 22): The Scales 

1. Please stop acting cool! 
2. How different can you be from others?
3. Stop ignoring your look please, you need to maintain yourself!
4. Clever but silent!
5. You feel too surprised when someone compliments you! 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): The Scorpion 

1. Biggest weirdo of the whole zodiac!
2. Stop being that dynamic!
3. You can laugh in any situation!
4. You are good at expecting from others but you disappear when it’s your turn!
5. You are really fun to be around! 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): The Archer

1. The most notorious of all zodiac signs!
2. Totally crazy person!
3. It’s hard to make you shut up!
4. Are you insane? Oh yes, you are!
5. You are such a hidden personality1

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): The Goat 

1. Why are you so meticulous?
2. People envy your looks! 
3. Judging and making fun of people’s looks is your favourite activity!
4. How can you look so young, even in the ’60s?
5. Stop being that superstitious!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): The Water Carrier 

1. Why is everything so weird about you?
2. Your body is always cold!
3. Why is it tough for you to be funny?
4. Do you love being alone?
5. People think you are rude!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): The Fish 

1. Nightmares disturb you because you are an over-thinker idiot!
2. Super chilled-out to try anything and everything!
3. You make fun of yourself! 
4. Why are you so lazy? Is bed your favourite place/
5. Aw, you are so caring!